Not a vampire. This is the Vampiress. Just ask her if you don't believe me. ;) The chef! No, this isn't me, it's Ginny Weasley Dinosaur hunter turned Dragon hunter when he saw someone in Dragon Costume.
So you're wondering why we're called the Turkey Farm... My Grandma East Texas used to say that she lived at the Ginger Bread Farm. I always loved the way they had named their home. We lovingly call each other turkeys all the time, and so we are the Turkey Farm.